Saturday, November 29, 2008
--Yo, if this aint the most perverted exercise equipment ever .. like WTF?! are u kidding me?? the guy in this video look like he havin WAY too much fun, and that worries me .. they should have viewer discretion warnings before showing the infomercial on tv .. if this isn't teaching the new generation how to hump properly, then I DEE FREAKIN KAY what is!! (smh) @ AMERICA.
Friday, November 28, 2008
*starring Reese Witherspoon & Vince Vaughn*
I'm actually a HUGE fan of the romantic comedy genred movies and when i seen the previews for this, i wasn't too sure if it was gonna be all that funny. looked like another "Meet the Parents" type movie (which was very funny) but i dont like seeing modified re-enactments of originals, which is hard nowadays
Anytrays, it turned out to be 5x better than expected. it has u laughing from beginning to end, and with just enough humor, it throws in some sexual innuendos as well
This is how my Thanksgiving evening was spent .. needed somethin to laugh off all that turkey i ate (which i'm still eating by the way) haha .. surprise, surprise! haha..
Highly recommended, GO SEE IT !!!
Still Laughin' Out Loud,
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
-it's come to my attention that most, if not many celebrities will pay THOUSANDS of dollars to either replace (w/ veneers), reconstruct, or simply fix (adjust) their teeth without going through the trainwreck (braces) procedure ..
HERE ARE THE BEFORE && AFTERS OF OUR FAVORITE CELEBS:
--courtesy of MEDIATAKEOUT.COM
And MOST RECENTLY .. 50 Cent:
-This just comes to show how far a smile really goes .. it's the first thing you notice on someone's face, and its presence can make ur day, or lack thereof .. now I aint knockin these folks who spent around 2G's per tooth, i'm actually rather jealous cuz i aint got money like that to hook my grill up, lol .. naw, but heyy, i guess in Hollywood, beauty IS only skin deep ..
Future Veneer Owner,
Monday, November 24, 2008
-So the latest rumors is that Bow Wow is the so called 'father' of Karrine Steffans recent baby (she's about 3-4 months in) .. call this video her 'disclaimer' if u will ..
-If you haven't read this book yet, i suggest you do, ASAP .. not that i want you to support her by buying it, but borrow it, rent it, check it out .. lol .. just don't support this low-budget D-list whore .. i first read this book back in '06 (sophomore year i belive)
--in case u missed 'em (30% of America) here are the highlight performances, or the ones that mattered at least, from the 2008 American Music Awards ..
-Now i love this chick, but I personally would have rather seen her perform "Disturbia" .. a more upbeat song to get the crowd going .. her vocals were a lil suspect at the beginning, but she loosened up towards the middle
Friday, November 21, 2008
MORAL OF THE STORY:
If you see a chick in a doo-rag, basketball shorts, and a wife beater coming your way .. RUN!
It's one of two things: either she's coming to beat your ass, or she's finna go play basketball .. Hahaha
(Either way, you've been fairly warned!) lol ..
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
(SOBE: PINA COLADA)
--so here i am, sittin in the library thirsty as hell working on my 8 pg. outline when my friend hits me up like "Ay, Glo .. i'm in the cafe, what chu want, I got chu" (ooooh MUSIC to my ears)
so i'm like girrrrrrrrrl, lemme get that young SOBE with some Reese's Peanut Butter Cups .. she's all like "What flavor?" .. i say name what they have (for the simple fact that i'm so thirsty, anything sounds good right about now) so she's all like "Dragonfruit, Citrus, Pina Colada--" and for some reason that Pina is just speakin to me, so that's what i chose..
--so she brings it on down and i'm munchin away at the candy and decide to save the drink *appetizer* for last .. and u know that feeling u get when u are expecting a particular taste, and u dont get it .. uhhm, yea, not a cool feeling at all ..
--i don't think i've ever drank anythin nastier than this junk, i was TOO pissed!! smelt like some rice, mango, and urine, all concocted in one ..
--i start to doubt myself, hopin that maybe i'm just trippin .. so i give it a couple whiffs and i'm like oooooooowie! that smell was strong && quite unpleasant too. i do NOT, i repeat NOT recommend this flavor to ANYBDOY !!! i wouldn't even wish this taste on my worst enemy, thats how nauseating it is!
--so i'm currently sittin here starin at it, not more than 2 sips gone .. sulking at the fact that i wasted a free drink on lion piss .. smh .. why oh why!
Utterly Dissapointed in Her Decision-Making,
Friday, November 14, 2008
So world .. the results are in ..
NASH: suspended 1 game
BARNES: suspended 2 games
ALSTON: suspended 2 games
..i guess thats fair (smh).. shoulda never happened tho..
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
--so my SUNZ were in the process of gettin str8 molly-whopped by this wack Rockets team .. its the 3rd quarter with a matter of seconds to go .. nothing is going right for my team, and when things aren't going ur way (especially on the court) u get a lil quarrelsome/contentious/beligerent and lil things will frustrate you
--so as we're already down by 16, T-MAC comes down the other end and just DRAINS a 3-pointer right is BARNES' face.. and from there, it just gets ugly ..
--thank GOD we have SHAQ AKA the 'BIG CACTUS' on the team .. do u see how he just annihilates the whole thing and knocks T-MAC over (who knocked Nash to the ground first) .. serves him right!
--guaranteed suspensions/fines will be issued tomorrow, not looking forward to hearing that .. dammit BARNES (who started the whole thing) learn to keep ur cool! Yes, basketball is an emotional sport, but be EAZY homie!
--FYI the SUNS lose 94-82 :(
Steve Nash: 10 pts, 4, rebounds, 3 assists
Amare Stoudemire: 11 pts, 9 rebounds, 2 assists
Shaquille O'Neal: 18 pts, 13 rebounds, 3 assists
(also moves up to the #10 spot on the all-time scoring list, passing John Havlicek, right under Dominique Wilkins)
An Utterly Disappointed/Embarrassed Fan,
Sunday, November 9, 2008
WISHING you WOULD HAVE ???
-some things really are better left unsaid
-some stones better left unturned
-some secrets better left unveiled
Thursday, November 6, 2008
--ahhh, yess .. do u smell that?? smells kinda rubbery?? like basketball rubber .. wait .. (are basketballs made of rubber??) haha .. wow .. uhhm, anyways .. thats the smell of the FCKIN SEASON FINALLY STARTIN!!!
--after countless weeks of grueling conditioning and practices, we finally get to put our hard work to the test .. i came to this school not knowin what to expect honestly .. i didnt want the issue of me starting or not starting to dictate my season and promised myself i'd play hard regardless.
--can't front .. when she announced the starters on tuesday and i seen my name on the bored, i was yoked! i mean i started all 3 games of our tournament last weekend, but she said herself those weren't our SET STARTERS (lyin a$$ .. lol) they the same ppl! but it feels good .. to be recognized on campus as the only startin freshman and actually gets her minutes! GOD IS SO GOOD!
--next up.. ROOKIE OF THE YEAR! haha .. seriously .. thats my goal, u gotta set them to achieve em!
W (59-51) 10 pts, 8 rebounds
Friday, Nov 6th
W (51-48) 10 pts, 10 rebounds
Saturday, Nov 7th
L (65-38) 4 pts, 7 rebounds [no comment] lol
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
As if i hadn't already knew .. LOL
[15 minutes after OBAMA was declared our President]
-7 missed calls
MY FAVORITE TEXTS MESSAGES:
"Rosa sat so Martin could walk.. Martin walked, so Obama could run.. Obama is running so our children can fly!!!"
"Oooh yes! We bout to have a black prez !! Kool aid and fried chicken for everybody !!!"
"There's a sign up sheet for volunteers to help Bush pack his shit and get the fuck out, Nov 5th. I put us down for the 3pm-8pm shift."
"If Obama doesn't win, tomorrow smack the first white person you see!"
"Women protest in a rally with shaved genetalias.. their signs said READ OUR LIPS, NO MORE BUSH!"
"Do you know why it's cold outside? Because they said hell would freeze over before a Black Man became President. Well .. tell them to bundle up cuz that day is here!!!"
"Be sure to drink plenty of water and stay hydrated. There's going to be a lot of salty crackers!"
HAHAHAHA (MY FAVORITE!)
"All WHITE people must report to the cotton fields tomorrow morning at 7am for ORIENTATION!!!"
(my 2nd FAVE)
--yes, these sound pretty racist, but its all fun && games, plz don't take any offense to these .. the only way we'll defeat racism is by laughing at it .. right???
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
[AND THEY SAID THIS DAY
WOULD NEVER COME!!!]
AND GOD DONT LIKE UGLY!!
This is Obama's full Victory Acceptance Speech. Yes, i SHED the tears .. i cried like never before. I'm normally never this emotional, but to be a part of history and have my voice heard w/o screaming, feels GREAT! I can't believe this is happening!
TO THE PROUD, BLACK PPL:
Yes, we can celebrate the fact we have the 1st Black President after 43 (lousy) ones .. lol .. but there is a FINE line between PRIDE && BRAGGING .. don't get caught up and think this is a victory only for us, its for EVERYBODY .. Obama is a person of ALL COLORS and is representing us as a whole. So stop talkin bout BLACK this and BLACK that and remember we're all in this together.
[JESSE JACKSON LETTIN IT FLOW]
[and i'm DAMN proud i did!]
--idk whether this is illegal or not, but i had to snap a couple shots of myself makin HISTORY baby! this is HUGE .. words cannot express my emotions about today.. i can tell my kids that i was a part of HISTORY .. HOLLA!
--how cute! the youth getting involved using modernization to speak thru music and send a message .. what i love most is how unbiased this video is .. they not tellin you to vote one way or the other .. PREACH children!
McCain on the right
We can talk politics all night
And you can vote however you like
You can vote however you like, yeah
Democratic left Republican right
November 4th we decide
And you can vote however you like
You can vote however you like, yeah
Stick with McCain and you’re going to have some drama
We need it
HE’LL BRING IT
He’ll be it
YOU’LL SEE IT
We’ll do it
GET TO IT
Let’s move it DO IT!