No offense, but it would be a white chick wearing somethin like this! I be damned if this was what my potential husband only saw in me. Washing, ironing, f*cking, etc my ASS! Lol.. in that case, my husband acronym would spell out:

H- Humping

U- Uterus-pleasing

S- Stacking paper

B- Bill-paying

A- Any other housework

N- No Niggerish tendencies

D- D*ck game proper

-GL0