Wednesday, February 11, 2009

FARTiNG

Drop That Knowledge for GL0 at 11:14 PM

Is it REALLY a crime though???
(figuratively speaking)

So I have to admit, lately, my body has been doing, well its bodily functions and releasing gas. My flatulence has brought some embarrassment to my life in prior situations, however, I don't even remember the last time I polluted the air up until 2 days ago where I've gone on a winning streak. I've broken wind about 60-70x in the past 2 days or so (and that's being generous). Now before you judge me, take a minute to think of how uncomfortable life has been, knowing you can't excuse yourself from a 2 hour class every 10 minutes to booty toot. Life has been miserable.

Now I'm the type of person who if I have to fart in front of a group of people, I will provide fair warning to spare that awkward moment of silence once people's faces start turning sour and looking around in curiosity as to who might've offended Mother Nature, and the person who did the farting is always the first one to look around and quick to point fingers. Lol.. that ain't me though.

But like I said, lately it's been occurring so frequently, that I, myself, don't even know it's coming, so I'm as suprised as the next person when a loud toot sounds off. Luckily this hasn't happened at work or 'anywhere of significance' haha. But I feel bad for the team we play 2mrrw. Because just like in practice, I will be letting them rip all up and down the court. Haha. Put some defense on THAT, ha! lmaoooo

Just thought I'd share.. maybe them bowl of Reese's Puffs should go back on the shelf. Mmm, they were good though.

 

Labels embarrassment, experience, farting, my life

10 Comments:

1. Empress Journee' said...
   February 12, 2009 at 7:15 AM  
   Girl hold your head up and fart on....
   Pro's Hood said...
   February 12, 2009 at 9:17 AM  
   and i fucking dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!____________________Flatlines :0) i am officially a fan as warped as that may sound lol
   JKisz said...
   February 12, 2009 at 9:35 AM  
   lmfao i love this post. people are so childish when it comes to things like that. you fart...it's natural lol. people make a big deal out of the smallest things. i fart whether people know it or not lmao. so whatever!
   Yves said...
   February 12, 2009 at 12:00 PM  
   LMAO @ before you judge me. You're bold as hell for this post.
   Jervis said...
   February 12, 2009 at 5:36 PM  
   i loved how u kept it real on this one.
   Mikeman said...
   February 12, 2009 at 10:42 PM  
   LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
   U have me unbeliveable weak right now but its the gospel true.
   
   Cuz man i remember on day after school in Turnbaughs all the black kids were there
   [Tahra, Me, Jazzy, Britnee, Glo, etc] and u was just lettin em rip
   
   So i know there aint NO SHAME in yo game!
   monroestacks - said...
   February 16, 2009 at 1:33 PM  
   lmfao (bootytoot) haha but no honest to God all las nght i've been that same way! OMG
   . said...
   February 17, 2009 at 1:29 AM  
   gross in so many ways
   GL0 said...
   February 17, 2009 at 1:57 AM  
   Lol, u already know Mike! and yess, booty tootin all day! haha..
   Reggie Magz said...
   February 17, 2009 at 6:15 AM  
   Yo, I just had the same problem not too long ago. I couldn't stop tootin' for nothin'. My friend told me my tootin' sounds like underwater explosions. HAHAH But I love this post!

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