Showing posts with label embarrassment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label embarrassment. Show all posts

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Worst Sports Anchor in the World



I first seen this on The Best Damn Sport Show's infamous countdowns for top Sports Bloopers and this ranked as #1 (go figure). I couldn't stop laughing and immediately took to the internet so I could watch this horrific scene over and over. I honestly couldn't imagine what was going through his head after the 50th screw up. Haha, he literally messed up EVERY single highlight. I was *DEAD* at the basketball highlights though! "REGGIE MILLER LOOKS GOOD!" Lol. Anywho, just enjoy and lemme know your thoughts! As if I can't already guess! Lol

-GL0

Saturday, September 19, 2009


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You can find more hilarious stories and incidents like this at myparentsjoinedfacebook.com. So whether you're dreading the friend request from g-ma or the wall posts from mom, just know that you, my friend, are not alone. Happy creeping to all, and to all a good sight :)

-GL0

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

FARTiNG

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Is it REALLY a crime though???
(figuratively speaking)

So I have to admit, lately, my body has been doing, well its bodily functions and releasing gas. My flatulence has brought some embarrassment to my life in prior situations, however, I don't even remember the last time I polluted the air up until 2 days ago where I've gone on a winning streak. I've broken wind about 60-70x in the past 2 days or so (and that's being generous). Now before you judge me, take a minute to think of how uncomfortable life has been, knowing you can't excuse yourself from a 2 hour class every 10 minutes to booty toot. Life has been miserable.

Now I'm the type of person who if I have to fart in front of a group of people, I will provide fair warning to spare that awkward moment of silence once people's faces start turning sour and looking around in curiosity as to who might've offended Mother Nature, and the person who did the farting is always the first one to look around and quick to point fingers. Lol.. that ain't me though.

But like I said, lately it's been occurring so frequently, that I, myself, don't even know it's coming, so I'm as suprised as the next person when a loud toot sounds off. Luckily this hasn't happened at work or 'anywhere of significance' haha. But I feel bad for the team we play 2mrrw. Because just like in practice, I will be letting them rip all up and down the court. Haha. Put some defense on THAT, ha! lmaoooo

Just thought I'd share.. maybe them bowl of Reese's Puffs should go back on the shelf. Mmm, they were good though.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

UTTER && TRUE EMBARRASSMENT !!!

(okay, think of ur most embarrassing moment .. now what i experienced today was probably like that, only 10x WORSE!!!)
--so idk how else to explain what happened .. but i will try my best and let my buddy Spongebob give you a hint :/
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--so i'm riding the back of one of these (gators)---> Photobucket
--and apparently i think i can squat while riding in the back and not sit down fully .. well, turns out .. (NEWS FLASH) .. that i CANT!!! so i end up fallin head first, being dragged a couple yards on the ground, landing on my bad shoulder, and as i come down, my back pocket buckle or somethin clips a hook on the truck and as i'm being dragged, my jeans begin to tear slowly BUT SURELY until i have a complete and FULL BLOWN tear right thru the center of my pants down to about my knees ..
--now if u cant picture that, idk how else to tell u!!! but it was COMPLETE embarrassment ppl! u have nooooooo idea how freakin embarrassed i was!!! the festival was still going on, it was basically BROAD DAYLIGHT, and i was in the main intersection of where many festivities were taking place, so who knows how many ppl got a glimpse of my backside!!!
--yes, sorry to say, i was wearing a THONG (of all days right!?!) so it was basically my bare derriere' showin to the world, ugggh .. i would've worn my granny panties had i known this would happen! lol .. besides, it was LAUNDRY day, i only had thongs left!
--so i was with my teammates when it happened, and naturally they ALL laughed .. i mean of course they tried to muzzle it, but it was obvious they were DYIN!!! my coach was the only one that kept a serious face, she didnt laugh about it at all, more concerned that i landed on my bad shoulder and would have to start the rehabbing process all over again (so shoutout to Coach DECKER! u rock =] ) but yea, thank God practice is cancelled tomorrow .. i dont think i'll EVER hear the end of this!!
--there are three ways i could've reacted to this situation at the very moment it happened, and it was actually a combination of all 3 that got me through it (so far)
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1.) MAD- i was thinking to myself like WTF!? my own teammates!!?!? laughing at me??? man EFF them then!! i wont talk to any of them for the next week!! i dont care!! i got 70 somethin ppl starin at me and ya'll join in and laugh ?!? (so i flip them all off as i drive off)
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2.) CRUSHED- yo, i just made a DAMN fool of myself in front of who knows how many ppl !? i will be the LAUGHING stock on campus tomorrow, i'm soooo embarrassed!! (so i start to tear up, but the tears dont quite make it down my cheeks, and my pride conquers them)
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3.) GIGGLY- mann, FCK iT!!!!!!!! lol .. life is LIFE !!! sh*t happens GLO!!! why are u stressin it !?! yeah, some ppl got a free show && you usually charge for exposure like this (J/K!!!) lol .. and just empathizing and putting my feet in some1 else's [teammate's] shoes, i know i would be weak as HELL had that have happened to one of them.. so i really couldn't be mad at them. but i mean heyyy, u gotta laugh stuff off sometimes, and i'm already a goofy muthafcka, so who cares!?!
(and this is my current state of mind)
:D

--however i'm still devastated about one of my favorite pair of jeans (only about 4 months old at that!) like Danity Kane, they are "DAMAGED", and for good!

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TORN JEANS FROM JC PENNEY'S = $37
TURKEY LEG iN LEFT HAND SURViViNG tHE FALL = $5
MOONiNG tHE CiTY = *PRICELESS*

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...until next time...
GLO

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