As if i hadn't already knew .. LOL
[15 minutes after OBAMA was declared our President]

-35 texts
-7 missed calls
-4 voicemails

MY FAVORITE TEXTS MESSAGES:

"Rosa sat so Martin could walk.. Martin walked, so Obama could run.. Obama is running so our children can fly!!!"

"Oooh yes! We bout to have a black prez !! Kool aid and fried chicken for everybody !!!"

"There's a sign up sheet for volunteers to help Bush pack his shit and get the fuck out, Nov 5th. I put us down for the 3pm-8pm shift."

"If Obama doesn't win, tomorrow smack the first white person you see!"

"Women protest in a rally with shaved genetalias.. their signs said READ OUR LIPS, NO MORE BUSH!"

"Do you know why it's cold outside? Because they said hell would freeze over before a Black Man became President. Well .. tell them to bundle up cuz that day is here!!!"

"Be sure to drink plenty of water and stay hydrated. There's going to be a lot of salty crackers!"
HAHAHAHA (MY FAVORITE!)

"All WHITE people must report to the cotton fields tomorrow morning at 7am for ORIENTATION!!!"
(my 2nd FAVE)

--yes, these sound pretty racist, but its all fun && games, plz don't take any offense to these .. the only way we'll defeat racism is by laughing at it .. right???

(as if it needs changin! ha..)

--well, a mass text was sent out a couple days ago, advocating the switch from "LOL" and "LMAO" to "FAF" (funny as fuck) .. hmmm .. really tho??
--as first i was like hail naw, thats gay, i'm not forwarding that ish .. but then i starting thinkin bout it .. and it kinda grew on me, like ayyyy, that dont sound half bad! so i'm rollin wit it ..
--its just a lil frustrating when i get back replies like HUH??? or WTF??? i be like damn ppl! are u livin under a rock!? hahahaha .. naw, but now u know! if i text u "FAF" dont be actin all brand new now!! and don't hit me back with that lame "LOL" neither! lolololol oopz, i mean haha..