Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Playing the Race Card

3 comment Drop That Knowledge for GL0 at 3:42 PM

Oh the infamous "race card" - the card that all black people seem to pull out when all else fails. The card that supposedly applies to any and all situations when you feel the slightest sense of unfairness or inequality. As funny as this is, I can't help but resort to its deeper meaning. As an African-American, are you guilty of assuming that everything in life is a result of racial profiling and stereotypes? You didn't get that job at Foot Locker? It's 'cause you're black. Didn't get the biggest scoop possible at the Chinese restaurant? It's 'cause you're black. Got bad credit? It's 'cause you're black -- no really! Lol, jk.. but in all seriousness, does the race card play out in your everyday thought processes when things don't go your way? Think about it.

-GL0

 

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Friday, December 25, 2009

Tiger Woods' Christmas

1 comment Drop That Knowledge for GL0 at 11:33 PM

As if you didn't expect the jokes and comics from the affair to ensue.. Lol, I thought this was pretty funny when I seen it. Sidenote: Tiger has never been cute to me, but this picture definitely didn't help him either - give the guy a little credit! Lol, but hope you all had a Merry Christmas! :D

-GL0

 

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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Recession Special: Handjob

1 comment Drop That Knowledge for GL0 at 1:07 PM



If this didn't make you either fall out of your chair or squirt milk out your nose, I question your sense of humor and the quality of your comprehension. This, my friends, is PURE comedy! Whether this is an actual product or not, only God knows - i refuse to visit the website and find out for myself. Lol

-GL0

 

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Daddy's Girl

0 comment Drop That Knowledge for GL0 at 9:59 PM


I don't even get offended by stuff like this, because I know there are people who talk and feel a certain way about black people - there's no changing that. Racism is like evolution -- inevitable! So I just deal with it; on the other hand, I thought this was funny as HELL! I ROTFLMAO, first at the dad's rebuttal, then Darius, then the follow-up. How unfortunate. Lamebook.com is like my #1 site for a quick laugh. It used to be FML.com but that got old. Lamebook is updated on a daily basis and is filled with crazy and funny absurdity anywhere from status updates to pictures. Check it out sometime - hope you all are having a Happy Thanksgiving! :)


-GL0

 

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Sunday, October 25, 2009

Russian Prank Gone Wrong

1 comment Drop That Knowledge for GL0 at 10:20 PM



Real or fake? Nobody knows.. you be the judge.

-GL0

 

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Thursday, September 24, 2009

"Party in the USA"

5 comment Drop That Knowledge for GL0 at 6:16 PM


This is why I love Kansas; it breeds silly ass white boys like these. My buddies Joe, Drew, and Alex put this together in literally 2 hours and posted it on facebook. I swear they had the whole school rollin.. not only do i love this song although ashamed to say so they made it that more appealing. Can't wait for their next one! And LMAO @ their ghetto-ass green screen :P

-GL0

 

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Saturday, July 18, 2009

I Plead the Sexth!

8 comment Drop That Knowledge for GL0 at 5:44 PM


So I'm driving through the city like it's nobody's business (taking my lil bro to his b-ball game actually, but that doesn't sound as cool- lol) and i'm coming off this left turn, and you know how you accelerate off a turn? Well i kinda did that a lil too much.. 14mph too much to be exact and was right away spotted by a cop car who clocked me going 49 on a 35. What was worse, is that he was coming down the opposite direction, so like a G, straight up made a U-turn in the middle of the street and immediately proceeds to follow me. The minute i see this through my rear i'm thinkin HOLY SH*T! (and a few other choice words) My brothers game start at 9:00am and it was bout 8:50, and we were about 5 minutes from the school they played at. I look at my brother like damn, there goes your game (oops!) but i don't say it, i just think it as i remain calm so my 8yr old sibling doesn't start to freak out.

As i carry on just below the speed limit (i see the car ahead of me speed off knowing the cops were on the prowl - lucky bastard), i focus on the road and tell my brother to look through his right side mirror and let me know when/if the lights start flashing, because i was too busy keeping track of how slow i was going to worry about whether the lights would start going off. I swear i was reciting all the Bible verses I've ever been taught thinkin "Jesus take the wheel.. LITERALLY! Lol.. But not more than 15 seconds later, i get the dreadful words of my brother that his lights have began flashing. 



I still remain cool, because up to this point it was pretty obvious he was after me (making a U-turn in the middle of the road?! smh c'mon now #wheredeydodatat!) To save embarrassment, i pull not on the side, but into this empty lot a lil further off viewing distance from main traffic. I park, wind down my windows, and watch as he struts to my car, chest out, armor on deck. With the most soft-spoken voice you can think of he goes "Hi ma'am! How ya doin?" I say "I'm good officer, thank you" (remembering all prior etiquette learned in Vh1's Charm School *side eye*) He goes "Well I'm stopping you for your speeding ma'am. Do you know the speed limit on this road" I go "Yes sir, i believe its 35" He goes "That's correct and I clocked you at 49. Are you in a hurry somewhere?" I say "Yes actually, I'm very sorry, I was trying to get my little brother to his game at ______ which starts at 9:00." He checks his clock (which reads 8:53ish) and says, "Oh my, that's pretty soon."

So then he tells me to put my hands up and spread em (haha, i wish tho, he was pretty cute *wink*) he asks for my license & registration and all that jazz. At that point, i'm pretty calm, i've played the pity card and expressed my situation, there's no way he's that heartless to make him late for his game and write me up for trying to get my 8 yr old brother somewhere on time. Plus i know i'm clean, have no kind of DUI record (because i've never drank) and so i'm like iite, he gon' see i'm just a regular, good ol', American citizen and let me go.



But all that changed in about 5 minutes when he returns and says the 5 words you NEVER wanna hear a police officer say to you: Please step outside the car. Innately, i start freakin the hell out, like wtf is wrong MF'er (of course i didn't say that tho). I say the only logical thing a person can say, whether innocent or guilty, "is there a problem officer?" and he goes "Well you see here, your license says you're 5'9 and a buck 60, i had to have you step out the car to see for myself, because there is NO WAY IN HELL that you're only 19 years old! I call BS on this one!" I literally had this 5,000 pound relief fall off my shoulders as i laugh and flirtatiously slap his chest *wink* He continues "Your not even 21?? That's so unbelievable! I raise the BS flag on that!"

After a couple more minutes of hot & heavy kissing flirting, he tells me i look good for my age and dress way more mature beyond my years.. which i did, having on a halter top, skinny jeans, hat tipped to the side, and flossed up with gold accessories from head to toe (literally; gold toe rings). So i'm thinkin in my head like dangggg, usually it's the driver that has to flirt with the cop to get out of the ticket, but hey.. works for me! 

So much for dressing mature tho *side eye* But you know i do have a soft spot for them Bradley Coopers (see Tall, White, & Handsome below) and this officer was a muscle away from gettin my number, lmaooo i kid, i kid. So i speed drive off and somehow by the time i pull up to the school and look at the clock its 8:59 exactly! God is sooo good, not only did he get me to my brother's game on time, and out of a ticket, but he gave me eye candy for the morning, haha.  I serve a loving and merciful God, i tell ya! He is sooo good! 

Moral of the Story: Always dress sexy/be courteous to anybody above the law/always have a sob story on deck and ready to tell

P.S. Those who read the play-by-play on Twitter, thanks for the comments, this is the full story in elaborated detail :)

-GL0

 

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Friday, July 17, 2009

Potty Pranks

1 comment Drop That Knowledge for GL0 at 3:54 PM


-courtesty of Stupid Videos

Hey, it's been a couple days since i blogged, i apologize.. but before i get into the regular groove of things, just thought you'd enjoy some laughs with these toilet pranks.. i found them hilarious, so i hope you enjoy! I found a new favorite website to add to my "On the Regular" list - see right hand column

-GL0

 

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Sunday, July 12, 2009

Great Pictures, Unusual Angles

11 comment Drop That Knowledge for GL0 at 8:07 PM

As we learned from the Obama post, pictures can be so deceiving, and when at a certain angle, can portray the image as something completely different. Out of the 100's i browsed, these were my favorite. Hope you enjoy.. and if you don't find these pictures as fascinating as i did, slap yourself you bitter MF'er! Lol =]
P.S- My favorite is the soccer picture! 










(pictures courtesy of HONGKIAT.com)

-GL0

 

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Sunday, June 21, 2009

"I'm a Cel[HEAD]brity, Get Me Outta Here!"

1 comment Drop That Knowledge for GL0 at 3:27 PM


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Hopefully you recognized the modification to the reality show's actual name in the title...and i know what all you [filthy-minded] men are thinking of right now too. Shame on you! Lol, but I'm sure ya'll wouldn't mind being trapped on an island with her for the reasons shown above, smh.

-GL0

 

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Friday, April 10, 2009

PHOTO BOOTH GONE WRONG

3 comment Drop That Knowledge for GL0 at 2:40 PM

OMG.. this is tooo funny.. definitely the laugh of the day.. shout out to Jerv who posted it first.. i HAD to put it on here! haha!

 

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

WTF BLANKET?! HAHAHA...

7 comment Drop That Knowledge for GL0 at 12:10 PM



If you haven't seen the original commercial for this, i recommend u do first .. then check this one out .. lmaoo .. freakin HILARIOUS! ppl have no lives these days .. i LOVE it!

 

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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

LiFE'S SUCCESSES:

2 comment Drop That Knowledge for GL0 at 1:50 PM

At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is...having friends.
At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 20, success is...having sex.
At age 35, success is...having money.
At age 50, success is...having money.
At age 60, success is...having sex.
At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.

Are YOU "successful" considering your age? lmaoo
Gosh, i thought this was hilarious.. new favorite website--> http://www.dailyhaha.com/

 

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Monday, January 5, 2009

EXCLUSiVE MUSiC ViDEOS !!!

12 comment Drop That Knowledge for GL0 at 3:09 AM

NEVER BE4 SEEN FOOTAGE RIGHT CHEAA! lol ..
this wat happens when you're the only person in the whole dorm building, because you're an athlete and have to come back sooner than everyone else .. smh .. lol






Gosh i'm a mess .. Lelani don't say NOTHiN!!!!
lol .. smh :P

-GLO

 

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Wednesday, December 3, 2008

HILARIOUS COMMERCIAL !!!

6 comment Drop That Knowledge for GL0 at 1:25 AM

So i just about DIED laughing after i seen this 'banned' commercial .. holy crap && HOT MYLANTA!!! We need more commercials like this on television, so maybe i wouldn't use them as opportunities for bathroom breaks, eating, texting, channel surfing, etc .. lol


Another Reason To Stay Celibate,
GLO

 

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Friday, November 28, 2008

FOUR CHRISTMASES

3 comment Drop That Knowledge for GL0 at 12:57 PM

*starring Reese Witherspoon & Vince Vaughn*


Four Christmases Poster Pictures, Images and Photos
I'm actually a HUGE fan of the romantic comedy genred movies and when i seen the previews for this, i wasn't too sure if it was gonna be all that funny. looked like another "Meet the Parents" type movie (which was very funny) but i dont like seeing modified re-enactments of originals, which is hard nowadays

Anytrays, it turned out to be 5x better than expected. it has u laughing from beginning to end, and with just enough humor, it throws in some sexual innuendos as well
(can't have too many of those right?) *wink wink*

This is how my Thanksgiving evening was spent .. needed somethin to laugh off all that turkey i ate (which i'm still eating by the way) haha .. surprise, surprise! haha..

Highly recommended, GO SEE IT !!!
no, i didn't say BOOTLEG it, lol ..
low-budget muthasuckaz (smh)

--->TRAILER<---


Still Laughin' Out Loud,
GLO

 

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

The AFTER-EFFECTS

1 comment Drop That Knowledge for GL0 at 12:13 PM

As if i hadn't already knew .. LOL
[15 minutes after OBAMA was declared our President]

-35 texts
-7 missed calls
-4 voicemails

MY FAVORITE TEXTS MESSAGES:

"Rosa sat so Martin could walk.. Martin walked, so Obama could run.. Obama is running so our children can fly!!!"

"Oooh yes! We bout to have a black prez !! Kool aid and fried chicken for everybody !!!"

"There's a sign up sheet for volunteers to help Bush pack his shit and get the fuck out, Nov 5th. I put us down for the 3pm-8pm shift."

"If Obama doesn't win, tomorrow smack the first white person you see!"

"Women protest in a rally with shaved genetalias.. their signs said READ OUR LIPS, NO MORE BUSH!"

"Do you know why it's cold outside? Because they said hell would freeze over before a Black Man became President. Well .. tell them to bundle up cuz that day is here!!!"

"Be sure to drink plenty of water and stay hydrated. There's going to be a lot of salty crackers!"
HAHAHAHA (MY FAVORITE!)

"All WHITE people must report to the cotton fields tomorrow morning at 7am for ORIENTATION!!!"
(my 2nd FAVE)

--yes, these sound pretty racist, but its all fun && games, plz don't take any offense to these .. the only way we'll defeat racism is by laughing at it .. right???


-GLO

 

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

0 comment Drop That Knowledge for GL0 at 11:20 AM

shit Pictures, Images and Photos

[random?? maybe .. but it made MY day!]

-GLO

 

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