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Showing posts with label pregnant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pregnant. Show all posts
Thursday, February 26, 2009
So as most of you know by now
(unless living under a rock or any substance of that kind)
Nadya Suleman successfully delivered 8 babies after having 7 embryos implanted in her. There's been much upheaval about her, especially in the fact that she is now a single mom of 14 and has no steady income and is currently unemployed, and get this, still living with her MOTHER! hmm...
Anyways, I'm not here to judge.. just to inform yall that she's been offered a million dollars ($1,000,000) AND life-time health insurance for all her children, just to star in ONE porno flick.. ooooh, talk about pressure huh!
Honest, straight up, true story .. if you were in her situation, would YOU do it?
Friday, January 16, 2009
I know what you're probably thinkin ..
"what's up with all the pregnant posts glo?! are u insinuating that YOU in fact might be pregnant too??" well that is correct.. *GASP*
in a few years .. lol .. anyways, i'm happy for them.. i can see the baby comin out with extra thick sideburns and a band-aid under its right eye, but hey.. it'll be cute at least! Oooh, do they make grills in kids' sizes by the way?? lmao
Suggested Names:
Ashelly
Nashanti
Ashany
Nellti
(and thats 3 pictures Lelani.. but i can post more! smart ass, lol)
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Bout damn time .. right!?
One of the hottest couples in the game (next to Hov & B)
and they finally ready to pop out.. I can already see it.. baby comes out spittin' bars and droolin' adlibs..
already featured on the new Nas track coming out this September, lol
Sunday, January 11, 2009
As if the news of her being engaged and then finally MARRIED (in November of '08) to Shelden Williams (from Duke) wasnt' good enough .. 7 days into the new year, and the WNBA star and female mogul has announced her pregnancy to the league, her fans, and disappointed potential baby daddys (lmao).. I'm not even gonna knock this 5-headed alien-look-a-like scrub *ahem* i mean NBA athlete, who I'm guessing was too busy averaging 3 pts a game for the Kings to give her a proper and well-deserved ceremony .. eloping (running away secretly to get married) is soooo pathetic, it makes it seem like u have something to hide .. but thats just MY opinion .. and who cares about THAT!? lol
she killin the game proper
from college to the league
(from my Myspace page .. hasn't changed in over a year)
Cute couple?
You make the call..
With a face like hers, i think the baby still has potential to be pretty, and lets hope Shelden's sperm is weak and deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) will do the child a favor and take her mother's genes.
It kills me how he doesn't seem the slightest bit phased at the fact that he's dating one of the most 'eligible bachelorettes' in the nation .. and to think what would've happened if she had went to Duke, where she had first met him ..
Would they still be together?
Married?
&& Expecting?
Would she have won 2 back-to-back titles?
Been female athlete of the year?
Be drafted to the LA Sparks?
the world will never know.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Well, well, well .. as if the world didn't already figure .. she had been denying it thru Tyra and Oprah that it wasn't the time yet and she wasn't ready .. and PLOP .. all of a sudden her stomach starts to show .. lol.. Well i'm happy for her and her lil Shawty Doo-Whop, cuz i guess they make a cute couple. Lol.. And they've been together since forever, so i think it was bout that time.. These celebrities/singers/rappers we grew up on are gettin' old ya'll.. they startin' to realize their time is running out .. so expect to see those like Beyonce, Alicia Keys, Mary J. Blige, Mariah Carey, Tyra, etc .. maybe even Miley Cyrus (her fast ass.. lol) get knocked up within the next few years. It's only a matter of time.
As for me, still keepin' em closed. CELIBATE and willing to SELL-A-BIT .. haha .. j/k.. But i just hope the babies don't come out as dwarfs with no noses .. hahahahaha .. I wonder what they'll name it (don't know if it's a him/her yet) .. Maybe Wardobe Malfunction, isn't that cute? Or Tit Bit. Maybe Boobie Nip. LMAO .. lemme quit.
-GLO
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