Saturday, November 29, 2008

iJOY or iHUMP?

--Yo, if this aint the most perverted exercise equipment ever .. like WTF?! are u kidding me?? the guy in this video look like he havin WAY too much fun, and that worries me .. they should have viewer discretion warnings before showing the infomercial on tv .. if this isn't teaching the new generation how to hump properly, then I DEE FREAKIN KAY what is!! (smh) @ AMERICA.




Friday, November 28, 2008

FOUR CHRISTMASES

*starring Reese Witherspoon & Vince Vaughn*


Four Christmases Poster Pictures, Images and Photos
I'm actually a HUGE fan of the romantic comedy genred movies and when i seen the previews for this, i wasn't too sure if it was gonna be all that funny. looked like another "Meet the Parents" type movie (which was very funny) but i dont like seeing modified re-enactments of originals, which is hard nowadays

Anytrays, it turned out to be 5x better than expected. it has u laughing from beginning to end, and with just enough humor, it throws in some sexual innuendos as well
(can't have too many of those right?) *wink wink*

This is how my Thanksgiving evening was spent .. needed somethin to laugh off all that turkey i ate (which i'm still eating by the way) haha .. surprise, surprise! haha..

Highly recommended, GO SEE IT !!!
no, i didn't say BOOTLEG it, lol ..
low-budget muthasuckaz (smh)

--->TRAILER<---


Still Laughin' Out Loud,
GLO

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

NEW TEETH = NEW PERSON??

-it's come to my attention that most, if not many celebrities will pay THOUSANDS of dollars to either replace (w/ veneers), reconstruct, or simply fix (adjust) their teeth without going through the trainwreck (braces) procedure ..

HERE ARE THE BEFORE && AFTERS OF OUR FAVORITE CELEBS:

Jamie Foxx
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Keyshia Cole
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--courtesy of MEDIATAKEOUT.COM

Hilary Duff:
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Miley Cyrus:
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And MOST RECENTLY .. 50 Cent:
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-This just comes to show how far a smile really goes .. it's the first thing you notice on someone's face, and its presence can make ur day, or lack thereof .. now I aint knockin these folks who spent around 2G's per tooth, i'm actually rather jealous cuz i aint got money like that to hook my grill up, lol .. naw, but heyy, i guess in Hollywood, beauty IS only skin deep ..

Future Veneer Owner,
GLO

Monday, November 24, 2008

-So the latest rumors is that Bow Wow is the so called 'father' of Karrine Steffans recent baby (she's about 3-4 months in) .. call this video her 'disclaimer' if u will ..




Karrine Steffans Pictures, Images and Photos
-If you haven't read this book yet, i suggest you do, ASAP .. not that i want you to support her by buying it, but borrow it, rent it, check it out .. lol .. just don't support this low-budget D-list whore .. i first read this book back in '06 (sophomore year i belive)

<--shoutout to KILLUH B who put me on game-->
[www.lifeandtimesofkilluhb.blogspot.com]
-anyways, the book is BANANAZ .. she puts EVERYBODY in the (music && showbiz) game on blast .. finished it in a week .. my friend Charla finished it in 2 dayz! its that crazy/addicting

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-This is her current book out (which i have yet to read) but will be soon .. she's working on her 3rd one at the moment which will release in a matter of months

Click HERE for 45
minutes of her puttin' celebrities' on str8 BLASTMODE!
-Radio interview w/ Wendy Williams

HER MANY LOOKS:
I dont know whether she's tryna disguise her past, but uhhm, yes Karrine, we still know who u are .. u can put lipstick on a pig, but it don't make the pig any more ladylike .. once a hoe, always a hoe .. she's a VERY beautiful woman [no homo] but unfortunately, only on the outside ..
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Don't get me wrong, if you GOOGLE 'Karrine Steffans' or 'Superhead' you will get plenty of video/radio interviews with her, and she's a very educated, articulate person (of course one wouldn't know that because she's on her knees be4 she speaks) but i do commend her for at least speaking and coming across as an educated individual .. now she just gotta work on the other half .. lol

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-How'd she get the name SUPERHEAD, you ask??? Well, it's exactly what it sounds like .. but there's only one way to find out.. if you haven't seen her explicit triple (XXX) videos, uhhhm, yeah .. idk what to tell ya .. haha .. viewer discretion STRONGLY advised ..
i guess thats what happens when you practice and pursue something as a profession .. u get good at it, and categorized and labeled as it .. well, KUDOZ you whore! lol

For those who didn't hear of her alleged fiance' .. yes, EDDIE WINSLOW from FAMILY MATTERS (smh) .. and to think, we all thought he was gay ..
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TRUE LOVE?
ha .. SIKE!
-they were engaged for 3 1/2 months be4 ex-fiance called it quits after being "persuaded by friends" .. and most recently (not too recent tho) he tried to run her over .. hahaha
damn, whatever happened to hiring hitmen? geez, America!
:P
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Just Tellin' It Like It Is,
GLO

AMA's 2008

--in case u missed 'em (30% of America) here are the highlight performances, or the ones that mattered at least, from the 2008 American Music Awards ..

Beyonce, one of (if not THE BEST) live performer around .. She steady killin' the game proper wit the vocals and 'Sasha Fierce' energy (kudoz to the album as well!)

-Yeezy always bringin somethin new to the table, so i respect him for that, loved the effects/lighting, thought it was a pretty koo performance, and the song, u already know is a killa!


-Now i love this chick, but I personally would have rather seen her perform "Disturbia" .. a more upbeat song to get the crowd going .. her vocals were a lil suspect at the beginning, but she loosened up towards the middle
(wish JT woulda popped up outta nowhere like in the video)
hahaha .. all in all, she looked GORGEOUS!

GLO

Friday, November 21, 2008



MORAL OF THE STORY:
If you see a chick in a doo-rag, basketball shorts, and a wife beater coming your way .. RUN!
It's one of two things: either she's coming to beat your ass, or she's finna go play basketball .. Hahaha

(Either way, you've been fairly warned!) lol ..
"Beat that b*tch @$%!" hahaha

-GL0

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

NOBE: PINA CONADA

(SOBE: PINA COLADA)


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--so here i am, sittin in the library thirsty as hell working on my 8 pg. outline when my friend hits me up like "Ay, Glo .. i'm in the cafe, what chu want, I got chu" (ooooh MUSIC to my ears)
so i'm like girrrrrrrrrl, lemme get that young SOBE with some Reese's Peanut Butter Cups .. she's all like "What flavor?" .. i say name what they have (for the simple fact that i'm so thirsty, anything sounds good right about now) so she's all like "Dragonfruit, Citrus, Pina Colada--" and for some reason that Pina is just speakin to me, so that's what i chose..
--so she brings it on down and i'm munchin away at the candy and decide to save the drink *appetizer* for last .. and u know that feeling u get when u are expecting a particular taste, and u dont get it .. uhhm, yea, not a cool feeling at all ..
--i don't think i've ever drank anythin nastier than this junk, i was TOO pissed!! smelt like some rice, mango, and urine, all concocted in one ..
--i start to doubt myself, hopin that maybe i'm just trippin .. so i give it a couple whiffs and i'm like oooooooowie! that smell was strong && quite unpleasant too. i do NOT, i repeat NOT recommend this flavor to ANYBDOY !!! i wouldn't even wish this taste on my worst enemy, thats how nauseating it is!
--so i'm currently sittin here starin at it, not more than 2 sips gone .. sulking at the fact that i wasted a free drink on lion piss .. smh .. why oh why!

Utterly Dissapointed in Her Decision-Making,
GLO

Friday, November 14, 2008

So world .. the results are in ..

NASH: suspended 1 game
BARNES: suspended 2 games
ALSTON: suspended 2 games
SHAQ: fined
T-MAC: fined


..i guess thats fair (smh).. shoulda never happened tho..

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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

SUNS vs. ROCKETS BRAWL

--so my SUNZ were in the process of gettin str8 molly-whopped by this wack Rockets team .. its the 3rd quarter with a matter of seconds to go .. nothing is going right for my team, and when things aren't going ur way (especially on the court) u get a lil quarrelsome/contentious/beligerent and lil things will frustrate you
--so as we're already down by 16, T-MAC comes down the other end and just DRAINS a 3-pointer right is BARNES' face.. and from there, it just gets ugly ..



--thank GOD we have SHAQ AKA the 'BIG CACTUS' on the team .. do u see how he just annihilates the whole thing and knocks T-MAC over (who knocked Nash to the ground first) .. serves him right!
--guaranteed suspensions/fines will be issued tomorrow, not looking forward to hearing that .. dammit BARNES (who started the whole thing) learn to keep ur cool! Yes, basketball is an emotional sport, but be EAZY homie!
--FYI the SUNS lose 94-82 :(

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Steve Nash: 10 pts, 4, rebounds, 3 assists
Amare Stoudemire: 11 pts, 9 rebounds, 2 assists
Shaquille O'Neal: 18 pts, 13 rebounds, 3 assists
(also moves up to the #10 spot on the all-time scoring list, passing John Havlicek, right under Dominique Wilkins)


An Utterly Disappointed/Embarrassed Fan,
GLO

Sunday, November 9, 2008

WOULD YOU RATHER ... ???

Would you rather end your life
REGRETTING you DID or
WISHING you WOULD HAVE ???

-some things really are better left unsaid
-some stones better left unturned

-some secrets better left unveiled

but ..
why Pictures, Images and Photos

-GLO

Thursday, November 6, 2008

HOOP RECAP [WEEK 1]

--ahhh, yess .. do u smell that?? smells kinda rubbery?? like basketball rubber .. wait .. (are basketballs made of rubber??) haha .. wow .. uhhm, anyways .. thats the smell of the FCKIN SEASON FINALLY STARTIN!!!

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"WE PRE-GAME HARDER THAN U PARTY"

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"T.E.A.M. = Together Everyone Achieves More"

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--after countless weeks of grueling conditioning and practices, we finally get to put our hard work to the test .. i came to this school not knowin what to expect honestly .. i didnt want the issue of me starting or not starting to dictate my season and promised myself i'd play hard regardless.

BUT YA GIRL IS THE ONLY
~*STARTIN FRESHMAN*~
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--can't front .. when she announced the starters on tuesday and i seen my name on the bored, i was yoked! i mean i started all 3 games of our tournament last weekend, but she said herself those weren't our SET STARTERS (lyin a$$ .. lol) they the same ppl! but it feels good .. to be recognized on campus as the only startin freshman and actually gets her minutes! GOD IS SO GOOD!
--next up.. ROOKIE OF THE YEAR! haha .. seriously .. thats my goal, u gotta set them to achieve em!

RECAP OF THE WEEK'S GAMES:

Tuesday, Nov 4th
Baker University vs. Tabor (home)
W (59-51) 10 pts, 8 rebounds

Friday, Nov 6th
Baker University vs. Sterling (home)
W (51-48) 10 pts, 10 rebounds
*GAME WINNING/SEALING SHOT*

Saturday, Nov 7th
Baker University vs. Columbia (home)
L (65-38) 4 pts, 7 rebounds [no comment] lol

"HARD WORK BEATS TALENT WHEN TALENT DOES NOT WORK HARD!"

-GLO

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

The AFTER-EFFECTS

As if i hadn't already knew .. LOL
[15 minutes after OBAMA was declared our President]

-35 texts
-7 missed calls
-4 voicemails

MY FAVORITE TEXTS MESSAGES:

"Rosa sat so Martin could walk.. Martin walked, so Obama could run.. Obama is running so our children can fly!!!"

"Oooh yes! We bout to have a black prez !! Kool aid and fried chicken for everybody !!!"

"There's a sign up sheet for volunteers to help Bush pack his shit and get the fuck out, Nov 5th. I put us down for the 3pm-8pm shift."

"If Obama doesn't win, tomorrow smack the first white person you see!"

"Women protest in a rally with shaved genetalias.. their signs said READ OUR LIPS, NO MORE BUSH!"

"Do you know why it's cold outside? Because they said hell would freeze over before a Black Man became President. Well .. tell them to bundle up cuz that day is here!!!"

"Be sure to drink plenty of water and stay hydrated. There's going to be a lot of salty crackers!"
HAHAHAHA (MY FAVORITE!)

"All WHITE people must report to the cotton fields tomorrow morning at 7am for ORIENTATION!!!"
(my 2nd FAVE)

--yes, these sound pretty racist, but its all fun && games, plz don't take any offense to these .. the only way we'll defeat racism is by laughing at it .. right???


-GLO

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

YES WE DID !!!

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[AND THEY SAID THIS DAY
WOULD NEVER COME!!!]

IGNORANCE IS AN UGLY TRAIT..
AND GOD DONT LIKE UGLY!!




This is Obama's full Victory Acceptance Speech. Yes, i SHED the tears .. i cried like never before. I'm normally never this emotional, but to be a part of history and have my voice heard w/o screaming, feels GREAT! I can't believe this is happening!

TO THE PROUD, BLACK PPL:

Yes, we can celebrate the fact we have the 1st Black President after 43 (lousy) ones .. lol .. but there is a FINE line between PRIDE && BRAGGING .. don't get caught up and think this is a victory only for us, its for EVERYBODY .. Obama is a person of ALL COLORS and is representing us as a whole. So stop talkin bout BLACK this and BLACK that and remember we're all in this together.
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[JESSE JACKSON LETTIN IT FLOW]


-GLO

a NOV. 4TH t0 REMEMBER!

I Voted for Obama with Logo Pictures, Images and Photos
[and i'm DAMN proud i did!]
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--idk whether this is illegal or not, but i had to snap a couple shots of myself makin HISTORY baby! this is HUGE .. words cannot express my emotions about today.. i can tell my kids that i was a part of HISTORY .. HOLLA!
T.I- Whatever U Like
Ron Clark Academy- You Can Vote However U Like

--how cute! the youth getting involved using modernization to speak thru music and send a message .. what i love most is how unbiased this video is .. they not tellin you to vote one way or the other .. PREACH children!
[HERE ARE THE LYRICS .. IT GETS A LIL HARD TO UNDERSTAND]
Obama on the left
McCain on the right
We can talk politics all night
And you can vote however you like
You can vote however you like, yeah
Democratic left Republican right
November 4th we decide
And you can vote however you like
You can vote however you like, yeah
(verse 1)
(McCain supporters)
McCain’s the best candidate
With Palin as his running mate
They’ll fight for gun rights, pro life,
The conservative right
Our future is bright
Better economy in site
And all the world will feel our military might
(verse 2)
(Obama supporters)
But McCain and Bush are real close right
They vote alike and keep it tight
Obama’s new, he’s younger too
The Middle Class he will help you
He’ll bring a change, he’s got the brains
McCain and Bush are just the same
You are to blame, Iraq’s a shame
Four more years would be insane
(bridge x1)
Lower your Taxes - you know Obama Won’t
PROTECT THE LOWER CLASS - You know McCain won’t!
Have enough experience - you know that they don’t
STOP GLOBAL WARMING - you know that you won’t
(hook x1)
I want Obama
FORGET OBAMA
Stick with McCain and you’re going to have some drama
We need it
HE’LL BRING IT
He’ll be it
YOU’LL SEE IT
We’ll do it
GET TO IT
Let’s move it DO IT!
(chorus x1)
Obama on the left
McCain on the right
We can talk politics all night
And you can vote however you like
You can vote however you like, yeah
Democratic left Republican right
November 4th we decide
And you can vote however you like
You can vote however you like, yeah
(verse 3)
I’m talking big pipe lines, and low gas prices
Below $2.00 that would be nice
But to do it right we gotta start today
Finding renewable ways that are here to stay
(hook x1)
I want Obama
FORGET OBAMA
Stick with McCain and you’re going to have some drama
We need it
HE’LL BRING IT
He’ll be it
YOU’LL SEE IT
We’ll do it
GET TO IT
Let’s move it DO IT!
(chorus x1)
Obama on the left
McCain on the right
We can talk politics all night
And you can vote however you like
You can vote however you like, yeah
Democratic left Republican right
November 4th we decide
And you can vote however you like
You can vote however you like, yeah

-GLO

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