You can stop to smell the roses and hug a couple trees to appreciate the little things in life.. OR you can write them down and indulge in the bafoonery this world readily provides as cheap entertainment - which is why i blog ;-)
Is it REALLY a crime though??? (figuratively speaking)
So I have to admit, lately, my body has been doing, well its bodily functionsand releasing gas. My flatulence has brought some embarrassment to my life in prior situations, however, I don't even remember the last time I polluted the air up until 2 days ago where I've gone on a winning streak. I've broken wind about 60-70x in the past 2 days or so (and that's being generous). Now before you judge me, take a minute to think of how uncomfortable life has been, knowing you can't excuse yourself from a 2 hour class every 10 minutes to booty toot. Life has been miserable.
Now I'm the type of person who if I have to fart in front of a group of people, I will provide fair warning to spare that awkward moment of silence once people's faces start turning sour and looking around in curiosity as to who might've offended Mother Nature, and the person who did the farting is always the first one to look around and quick to point fingers. Lol.. that ain't me though.
But like I said, lately it's been occurring so frequently, that I, myself, don't even know it's coming, so I'm as suprised as the next person when a loud toot sounds off. Luckily this hasn't happened at work or 'anywhere of significance' haha. But I feel bad for the team we play 2mrrw. Because just like in practice, I will beletting them rip all up and down the court. Haha. Put some defense on THAT, ha! lmaoooo
Just thought I'd share.. maybe them bowl of Reese's Puffs should go back on the shelf. Mmm, they were good though.
lmfao i love this post. people are so childish when it comes to things like that. you fart...it's natural lol. people make a big deal out of the smallest things. i fart whether people know it or not lmao. so whatever!
As it's my prerogative, i will state things the way i see it, regardless of anybody else's opinion. To each its own, which is why your 2 cents are welcomed as well. However, if you dont like what you hear, lemme help you redirect your way to the little box with an 'X' in the right hand corner :)